Thursday, May 03, 2007

Dude, Like I'm the Commander Guy and stuff...

If you thought "I'm the decider" was inspired oratory, wait'll you hear this gem from President Spicoli's Bush's speech this morning:

"And that's what we do. We put in more troops to get to a position where we can be in some other place. The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm the commander guy. " (Actual quote. Click here for proof.)

Later, when a reporter asked, "Mr. President, how do you account for Congress' demands for a timetable in Iraq," President Spicoli Bush replied, "Those guys are fags!" (Not actual quote, just irresistible joke.)

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